Yeap, my housmate and his girl friend was in a car accident tonite, like 8pm something, somewhere near our house. It was raining then and they could't see a "palang besi" which measured like 10meter + long , laying on the middle of the road.
And all in a sudden, they heard a BIG BANG sound and my friend's car ran over the palang and the palang was beneath his car. The palang penetrates (couldn't find a suitable word, i'll try to find a picture to post here) in the bottom part of the car, and the engine, gearbox, ekzos paip all rosak I think.
Screw the dumbasses that leave the palang in the middle of the road just like that, if a motorist that runs over it, it could cause death!!! But consider lucky that my friends din get hurt la, so he went to report balai and blah blah blah... the usual procedure happened la.
But one thing funny is, a malay guy heard the big bang and he thought that my friend's car was terbalik, so he quickly changed to his super hero costume and hop on his 500cc superbike and rush all da way to rescue. hehehehe, i made that part up...
Okay, the weird part comes, there was just me and the malay fella jaga-ing the car while my friend went to lodge a report at balai polis, that melay guy showed me something, hmm... he showed me a porno video with his handphone nokia XXXX phone. In the video, that guy actully puts his hand, legs and even his head into the women's virgina, hehe, wtf!!!!
What a day... hehehe. life is full of wonderous~~!!
About Me
- ahsang
- Strange being -- identified as homo sapiens(male) -- ill tempered, moody, senstive(to certain things), ignorant(to most of the things), stays up at night, less expose to sunlight, fair skin, always dress in dark coloured clothes, coloured clothes doesn't fit on him. -- living with twisted mind(abnormal la that means), thus the word is driving him nuts -- I guess, i'm crazy a little =)
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背后灵？不要啦！！！
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