我不想说话,只想以文字的方式写下当下的心情。记录下来的东西,也许开心,也许伤感。我,向来乍喜乍悲,狂喜狂忧。我喜欢静静的看着身边的人事物,用我灰色的眼瞳……你感受到了吗?我那么强烈的自我……
--摘自《默语录》

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

咸湿系列(一)之心跳一百

咸湿系列(一)之心跳一百

今晚,我心跳一百。

也许是因为今天的约会吧。为了布置今天的所有一切。比如让她高兴的节目、以及最重要的,让我高兴的节目(*grin*),我花了整个月的零用。花费对还没 工作的我,是好大的负担啊。还好有老爸给的红包垫着,要不然过了这个让她高兴的夜晚,接下来我都挨面包、 过苦日子。谢谢你了老爸~!!

算了算,认识她几个月了吧。不知道为啥,矮矮的、留着长发、有着两颗可爱的虎牙的她,能让这个不相信爱情的我,爱上了她。我想是是她太幸运了吧,又或者是 她几辈子修来的福分,才能让她在茫茫人海当中遇见了我这个千年难得一见的超级帅好男人(别吐,近朱者赤,被人带坏了)。呵呵,不管怎样,在一起了那么久, 想起她,我的心跳还是会加速,这就是所谓的爱情了吧。

今天是情人节,二月十四日,也是所有热恋男女向所谓的爱情朝圣的大日子。今晚,在爱情糖衣、嫣红姹紫的簇簇鲜花、精致的小礼物、及甜言蜜语的连连攻势之 下,女生们的心房显得特别的脆弱。再加上一瓶红酒,一个浪漫的烛光晚餐,情人节的夜里的空气,弥漫着着淡淡的、粉色的甜味。

所以我说,今天也可能是继平安夜之后最多人失身的日子了。我准备好了,呵呵,不知道她准备好了吗?我总觉得,如果情人节不需要花太多的$$的话,那它将会 是男生们最期待的日子之一(*grin*)。在开始这个粉红色的冒险之旅之前,我必须等她上完课。各位看官,祝我好运!哦呵呵呵!!!!

想到这里,今晚,我心跳一百。


*以上故事纯属虚构*

ps: hmmm... 之前不是说过我要写篇咸湿故事来给你们看吗?为了这篇东西,我想了两天,也写了两天。不过写出来的感觉还是不好。懒得改了,也不想写得太露骨,要不然我整个人陷入了自己的妄想当中,真的跑出去干什么苟且的事情既不好了。

Anyway,祝你们情人节快乐,有情人终成眷属,甜甜蜜蜜,长长久久。

20 comments:

henmaker said...

xxx~(*&#@(*&(!~~我還在想要為你加油﹐原來是妄想~真搞屁~~還好~~不錯呢﹐不知那位虎牙女生是不是存在的呢﹖

me@n said...

-___-||| please lo..is it consider "salty wet"??

Sound more like "sao nan qing huai" ba...hahaha...

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windz said...

我想是是她太幸运了吧,又或者是 她几辈子修来的福分,才能让她在茫茫人海当中遇见了我这个千年难得一见的超级帅好男人(别吐,近朱者赤,被人带坏了)。呃?你该不会是说我带坏你吧?汗~~

阿桑先生,你这个不是咸湿啦!你是花痴!哇哈哈哈~~ 阿桑春心动,发娇啦!=p

p/s∶瘸子恆,虎牙女生=虎牙妹,她是存在的。

Anonymous said...

酱也算咸涩??我看像羞涩的处男情怀多点吧? 分明是在骗稿费嘛... =p 对传说的虎牙美眉感兴趣点...

Anonymous said...

小喇叭!你不是对虎牙妹真的有兴趣啊嘛?那你要有心理准备哦!不要想不开哦!外头还有很多好女生等着你哦!嘿嘿。。。其实我想告诉你的是。。。那个。。。eh。。。就是说啦hor。。。
虎牙妹好像已经名花有主了!我也是在情人节那天才收到消息的!基本上消息有70%可靠,但我还是会继续努力搜集线报的,一有肯定的情报后我会第一时间通知你的!你等我的坏消息啦!:p

记者懵男八卦报导! ^_^

ahsang said...

虎牙女生=虎牙妹,她是存在的。 --->没错,but i just use her just for convinience。我只在照片上看过,只记得她的虎牙罢了。我的生活圈子很小,总不能拿认识的女生来开玩笑吧。呵呵~~

hmmm...你们都吃重咸的厚,都说了不想写太露骨了,你们还投诉说不够咸湿。。。考虑把这篇东西变成前传,然后来个EpisodII,EpisodIII,就像Starwars一样,永远不死!!!!

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