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--摘自《默语录》

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Joke!!!

Hmm... seems that alot of blogs that I'd been surfing around gets a bit moody... or muddy.. or watever. So i decide to put a joke and hope to cheer u guys up.

Disclaimer: The things you gonna read below is 100% evil, you might laught your pants off, or die coz getting over-excited. So please hold yourself tight. You have choise not to read this. Da person who posted this entry doesn't hold any responsiblilty.


Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke
his jaw and was unable to speak.

Being the great leader that he was, he continued his
grand tour. On the last week of his visit, the RTM
crew was present for his press conference. Although
unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message
home to his Cabinet colleagues.

Samy caught a chicken and showed it to camera. He next
took a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he
took a bag and displayed in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clips. He said
: "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food
because he showed us chicken and
goat,and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said: "No lah! What
Samy is trying to say is he is coming back!!!

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to Mahathir for
an explanation. Mahathir reasoned : "Ayam Kambing Bag"
(I am coming back!!!)

1 comment:

ahsang said...

hehe, saw that joke from some where else. Poor sami kena tease coz of his "ind-glish"

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