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Monday, January 24, 2005

Lecturer's Fantacy

hmmm... here's da conversion occured during class today, lectured a Indian Lecturer, male one.

Lecturer was writting on whiteboard....

Then some fella, lets call him A. He was sitting at da front row turn around and took my friend's (B) handphone and A gave B a snap. *kacak* ( sound effect la)

Lecturer: what was it?

whole class laughing.

Lecturer: what was it??????
me: camera!! camera phone...
Lecturer: I hope da photo wound come out in the internet or star newspaper or wat... *laughing*

(obviously he has mistaken that da fella was taking his picture)

Friend B: Sir, we'll put it on porn site instead. kikikikikikikiihh...
Lecturer: You guys a... If you really wanna pun on da porn site let me know earlier ma, then I can wear something sexy. No body wants to look at me wearing like this ma.

whole class laughing.


Friend C: Sir, we name da site as Lecturer's fantasy la!!!

whole class ROTFLMAO!!!!! what a sick fella!!!

Lecturer: Hehe, you guys really ha... I used to do da samething when I was a student, I always tease my lecturer... Hhehe, if you really wanna make money off me I'll Kill you all!!!

wholeclass laughted again... class continue.

2 comments:

Lulu said...

Haha luckily your lecturer isn’t as paranoid like my physics lecturer, he actually do have a good sense of humour! If I was going to take pictures of him without his permission (especially in class) he will throw me out of his class straight away, that’s the worse thing in the world because I want to get my A level Physics so badly…
What subject is he teaching? How comes he is using all these streetwise slang?

ahsang said...

haha, he's talking to us, where most of us are chinapek, thats why he add in da slangs lor. He's a indian anyway.

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